Diy Decor Diva Mugs

Planning a wedding is usually stressful enough without adding a global pandemic into the mix.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Texturing the Walls

Kensington Fluffies

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Curtains haberdashery

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

The quarantine self cut.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'