Home Decor Diva Mugs

"I have in mid here, a sweeping panorama of Venice and the beautiful Pont Di Rialto."

My couch

Linger-not

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Johnson Flat Refurb Scandal

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Home depot."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Window Treatments - Glass Curtain

"According to my Feng-Shui guide, we probably need to move you to the garage."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Balancing work and family

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Framed Lady

Ironing day.