Home Decor Diva Pillows

My couch

Linger-not

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Johnson Flat Refurb Scandal

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Home depot."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Window Treatments - Glass Curtain

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Balancing work and family

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Framed Lady

Ironing day.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up