Decor Diva In Disguise Pillows

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

Framed Lady

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Texturing the Walls

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Baby dressed for the opera.

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The quarantine self cut.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies