Decor Diva In Disguise Gifts

"Have you ever seen a more beautiful table decoration?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Framed Lady

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Texturing the Walls

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Baby dressed for the opera.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

The quarantine self cut.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."