Design Divas In Disguise Gifts

Don't Involve Yourself Christmas Tree.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Framed Lady

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kensington Fluffies

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How would Madam like to pay?

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Baby dressed for the opera.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

The quarantine self cut.