Design Divas In Disguise Gifts

Don't Involve Yourself Christmas Tree.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Little Princess.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Framed Lady

Kensington Fluffies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How would Madam like to pay?

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Baby dressed for the opera.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

The quarantine self cut.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Lady drinking Champagne.