Design Diva Gifts

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

'I'm not loving the blue.'

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

'Hello, Al's Sign Shop? This is Angie's Interior Design!'

'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'

When upholstery attacks

"I think it's time we dropped fashion design from the education curriculum..."

'Frank Lloyd Wright barges in on one of the houses he built, and moves a footstool...''

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I think you might have put that in the wrong place."

"That's perfect. It looks hideous but they're all the client's wife's favourite colours, so he's sure to sign it off."

Curtains haberdashery

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

"When my sister sees our living room she'll be pistachio green with envy!!"

"The lighthouse keepers wife is a keen interior designer."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Artist's models auditioning for "The Scream".

'What's this? Earth Tones?'

World of Leather: Big Brother Special

Young Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen: 'Terracotta and turmeric and fuchsia and jade ... I can sing a rainbow'.

Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Sexy Tablecloth

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'