Decoration Diva Gifts

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

"No I've changed my mind again, it looked better over there."

"You're coming to bed like that?. . . Really?"

Search attic - find Xmas decorations and Santa Suit. Update greeting card list. Buy cards and stamps. Make gift list. Put up lights. Start cards. Get tree - decorate tree. Gift shopping. Finish caards. Mail cards. Francine's Xmas party. More gift shopping. Make Xmas candy. More gift shopping. Caroling with neighbors. Wrap gifts. Plan Xmas dinner. Play Santa at party. Get more lights. What do you want for Christmas, Frank? Another month to prepare for it! (Published previously on December 19, 19

"It's all a misunderstanding, your Honor. My client just went a little over-the-top with his Christmas decorating due to a neighborhood contest."

"My wife is very festive. Maybe too festive."

"We decided to tone it down a bit this year!"

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

Putting Christmas away...

You can never over garnish!

Christmas Tree Hair.

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

Deck the Halls!

Man with a Christmas tree nose.

Live Laugh Love

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Balancing work and family

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"