Decoration Diva Prints

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

"No I've changed my mind again, it looked better over there."

"It's all a misunderstanding, your Honor. My client just went a little over-the-top with his Christmas decorating due to a neighborhood contest."

"My wife is very festive. Maybe too festive."

"We decided to tone it down a bit this year!"

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

Putting Christmas away...

You can never over garnish!

Christmas Tree Hair.

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

Deck the Halls!

Man with a Christmas tree nose.

Live Laugh Love

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Framed Lady