Decor Diva Prints

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

A sofa for every budget!

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Lamp Shades.

"The painting never changes. It's a frame-of-the-month."

Framed Lady

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"I love what you've done with your place."

"Check out those fat arms and silly looking legs."

"Who knew growing up poor that shabby would become chic?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'I take it you won't be wanting full length mirrors?'

'He wanted net curtains in every room, but money was tight so I gave him a veil.'

"If we paint this white, turn it upside down, and hand it from the ceiling, we'll double our sales."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"It all began with wanting matching shoes and purse..."

"He loved cats. A lot."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'