Dress Diva Prints

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I could have danced all night!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Ladies

Framed Lady

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Kensington Fluffies

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Ballet dancer.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Baby dressed for the opera.

Bow

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Party Time!