Dress Diva Pillows

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I could have danced all night!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Ladies

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Kensington Fluffies

Ballet dancer.

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Bow

Curtains haberdashery

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Party Time!

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"