Dress Code Diva Pillows

Ladies

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kensington Fluffies

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

How would Madam like to pay?

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Baby dressed for the opera.

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

A day at the races

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."