Dress-down Diva Pillows

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

Kensington Fluffies

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Baby dressed for the opera.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lady drinking Champagne.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

House sale.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"I'm ready for my close-up."

A day at the races

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Girl trying to be a woman

Shoe Whore