Dress-down Diva T-Shirts

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

Kensington Fluffies

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Baby dressed for the opera.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

A day at the races

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

House sale.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."