Dressing Room Diva T-Shirts

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kensington Fluffies

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

How would Madam like to pay?

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Shower curtain call.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

A day at the races

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

House sale.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."