Dressing Room Diva Mugs

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kensington Fluffies

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

A day at the races

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

House sale.

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

You can never over garnish!

"I can't wait to put them on."