Fashion Diva Mugs

Lady drinking Champagne.

"That's a plumage don't."

Catch of the day

Good Hair Day

'£200, your husband will kill you! No way, I'll wrap it in brown paper and tell him I bought it in a jumble sale.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Barbara Cartland

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

I could have danced all night!

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Ladies

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Kensington Fluffies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Ballet dancer.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

How would Madam like to pay?

Artist chained to his drawing.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Curtains haberdashery

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Party Time!