Runway Diva Mugs

The latest in crop tops

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

I could have danced all night!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Ladies

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

Kensington Fluffies

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Ballet dancer.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Ruff

How would Madam like to pay?

Bow

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Curtains haberdashery

Party Time!

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"