Style Divas Mugs

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Kensington Fluffies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

How would Madam like to pay?

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

A day at the races

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.