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"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'Don't you know anything about fashion Mavis? It's now trendy to show your knickers.'

The self checkout lane.

Fashionistas 2012 - 'I'm Rapunzel!'

"Surely she qualifies for an improvement grant."

"Can I return this if my mother likes it?"

"I'm off to the hairdresser. Do you prefer Glamour Ash or Russet Beauty?"

A day at the races

Bun Lift

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Little Princess.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kensington Fluffies

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

How would Madam like to pay?

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each