Style Diva Pillows

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'Don't you know anything about fashion Mavis? It's now trendy to show your knickers.'

The self checkout lane.

Fashionistas 2012 - 'I'm Rapunzel!'

"Surely she qualifies for an improvement grant."

"Can I return this if my mother likes it?"

"I'm off to the hairdresser. Do you prefer Glamour Ash or Russet Beauty?"

A day at the races

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Framed Lady

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Kensington Fluffies

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

How would Madam like to pay?

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Curtains haberdashery

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."