Designing Diva Pillows

"Perhaps we should have added air holes to the Games Designer of the Month showcase."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Framed Lady

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Kensington Fluffies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Texturing the Walls

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

How would Madam like to pay?

Curtains haberdashery

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."