Design Divas Pillows

'Aren't you supposed to be catching mice instead of designing mousetraps?'

Designer Fit

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Kensington Fluffies

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Texturing the Walls

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Curtains haberdashery

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'