Decorative Diva Pillows

I had that Lawrence Bowellan-Jones in the back of me cab last week!

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Little Princess.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Balancing work and family

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

Ironing day.

Framed Lady

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."