Decorative Diva Gifts

I had that Lawrence Bowellan-Jones in the back of me cab last week!

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Little Princess.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Balancing work and family

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Framed Lady

Ironing day.

"I had to skip my workout."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.