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'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

How witness protection really works...

"I'm in disguise."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How would Madam like to pay?

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Baby dressed for the opera.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Camouflage Unit

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies