Dress-up Diva Pillows

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'At our age it doesn't matter if it's on backwards.'

Little Princess.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'What did we say about playing dress up?' (pets caught in the act)

Girl trying to be a woman

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Pink Ballgown

Chapeaux!

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I could have danced all night!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Ladies

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Framed Lady

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Kensington Fluffies

Ballet dancer.

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

How would Madam like to pay?