Dress-up Diva Pillows

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'At our age it doesn't matter if it's on backwards.'

Little Princess.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'What did we say about playing dress up?' (pets caught in the act)

Girl trying to be a woman

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Pink Ballgown

Chapeaux!

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I could have danced all night!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Ladies

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Framed Lady

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Kensington Fluffies

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Ballet dancer.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."