Dressage Diva Pillows

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

I could have danced all night!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Ladies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Kensington Fluffies

Ballet dancer.

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Cow and Milk

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

How would Madam like to pay?

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Bow

Party Time!

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Aerobics Class.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'