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Doesn't he seem really stiff?

I could have danced all night!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Ladies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Kensington Fluffies

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Cow and Milk

How would Madam like to pay?

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Bow

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Party Time!

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Aerobics Class.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies