Dressage T-Shirts

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

Dressage

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

Horse Rider

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"I'm just saying' – seventeen TVs in this joint and you can't turn one to the dressage championship?"

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'i know its traditional, and I'm sure I look gorgeous, but this hairstyle makes me feel like a chump...'

'That's it Robert, this fancy dress thing has finally gone too far!'

'Poll guard, rug, knee and elbow pads...wow! Are you off to a show or a battle?'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Vivienne Westwood

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"Do you think that if I were able to make a dress, I'd go around dressed this way?"

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."