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Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Herb's from Texas."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Stubborn Horses

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Punch Initials - O

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Decorating the Stables

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Zoom Rodeos

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Free Range Christmas Poultry

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Riding in the River

Man seeing stars after he has fallen off his horse

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.