Dressage Divas Pillows

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

How would Madam like to pay?

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Girl trying to be a woman

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.