Directorial Divas Pillows

'I'm a former movie star... but all the world's a stage and what I really want to do is direct!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

University Soapflakes

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

William Shakespeare

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Ruff

'Damn! McGee's good!'

How would Madam like to pay?

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Brownie Points

John Woodvine

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

A day at the races

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Pregnancy and Laptops

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

June Brown

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"I'm not whining."

Bun Lift

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

Amber Laura Heard

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

Montserrat Caballé

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Face it, you'd be lost without me!"