Dramatic Divas Pillows

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"Could you do it again. . . ? This time with more histrionic caterwauling. . . !"

I could have danced all night!

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Ladies

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Ruff

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Bow

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Party Time!

Aerobics Class.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

An opera singer

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Washing Machine Torture

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Pregnancy and Laptops

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"I'm not whining."