Dramatic Diva Pillows

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"We've got ways of making you stop talking."

Alison Pill

"I'm not whining."

Private theatres

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Film Casting Co.

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

La Traviata

Merry Widow

Tosca

I could have danced all night!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Ladies

William Shakespeare

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Ruff

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Bow

Party Time!

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Aerobics Class.

"I love my luvvie."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"