Drama Divas Pillows

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

I could have danced all night!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Ladies

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Ruff

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Damn! McGee's good!'

How would Madam like to pay?

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Party Time!

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Bow

Aerobics Class.

Spy Satellite

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Pregnancy and Laptops

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

"I'm not whining."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'