Theatrical Diva Pillows

Montserrat Caballé

Back Stabbing Opera Singers

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Katisha

I could have danced all night!

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

University Soapflakes

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Little Princess.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Ladies

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Ballet dancer.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Ruff

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

How would Madam like to pay?

Bow

Party Time!

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Baby dressed for the opera.

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Aerobics Class.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

John Woodvine

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'