Theatrical Diva Pillows

Montserrat Caballé

Back Stabbing Opera Singers

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Katisha

I could have danced all night!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Little Princess.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Ladies

William Shakespeare

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Ballet dancer.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Ruff

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

How would Madam like to pay?

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Bow

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Party Time!

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Baby dressed for the opera.

Aerobics Class.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Pregnancy and Laptops

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.