Directional Diva Pillows

"Well, it's up the escalator, on that second floor, you take a left at men's wear, go past the fabric store."

They had no idea that their argument over directions would eventually come to a head.

I could have danced all night!

University Soapflakes

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Ladies

"I am not asking for directions."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Bow

Party Time!

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Aerobics Class.

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

A day at the races

Brownie Points

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

Bun Lift

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"I'm not whining."

June Brown

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'