Directional Diva Mugs

They had no idea that their argument over directions would eventually come to a head.

I could have danced all night!

Ladies

"I am not asking for directions."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Bow

Party Time!

Aerobics Class.

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

A day at the races

Brownie Points

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"I'm not whining."

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Pavlova's dogs.

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

Dancing Doctor

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'