Dress Code Diva Gifts

Ladies

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kensington Fluffies

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How would Madam like to pay?

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Prehistoric Wallpaper

A day at the races

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."