Hairdo Diva Gifts

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

Kensington Fluffies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How would Madam like to pay?

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Curtains haberdashery

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Artist chained to his drawing.

Lady drinking Champagne.

The quarantine self cut.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"