Home Decoration Diva Prints

Texturing the Walls

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Kensington Fluffies

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'