Interior Design Diva Gifts

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Bob starts to wonder if the pillows are really decorative.

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

Lorraine knew the relationship was doomed, as soon as she saw his toilet.

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

'Which paint do you prefer? Avocado, leafy cottage, or crushed aloe?'

"No, you still look fat."

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Framed Lady

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Kensington Fluffies

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Texturing the Walls

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Curtains haberdashery

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."