Office Decor Diva Gifts

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"It screams intimidation!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Framed Lady

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Texturing the Walls

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."