Desk Decor Diva Gifts

'Miss Jenkins, get me a smaller desk or a larger office.'

"This is what I hate about hot desking."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Framed Lady

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Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Texturing the Walls

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

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