Desk Decor Diva Gifts

'Miss Jenkins, get me a smaller desk or a larger office.'

"This is what I hate about hot desking."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Divine Desk Bins

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Texturing the Walls

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Big desks take time.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"