Office Decor Diva Pillows

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"It screams intimidation!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Framed Lady

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Dog eat dog.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Texturing the Walls

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."