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'so it's 'No win, no fee', plus you don't get on my Christmas card list'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

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"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Two stressed drinking birds

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'