Home Office Decorator Gifts

"It's just me today. Everyone else is working remotely."

Perks Of Working At Home.

"I'll be working remotely today."

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Please stop calling this 'the break room' and no, there's not space for a water cooler."

"This last year has been a HUGE challenge. . . People have been working from home for so long they've adapted and now they have to get used to being back at the office. . ."

"Now that I'm telecommuting, the thing I miss most is living in my office."

"Edmund works at home."

Home Working

"My brother-in-law can't work from home. He's a slug."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

PERM vs FREELANCE

"He spent years wearing suits and going to an office. Now that he telecommutes, he's making up for lost comfort time."

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones, and BlackBerries, more and more executives are working from home.'

'Working at home is a must here.'

"Who the hell is Dixie?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"Put this in the 'shredder.'"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."