Home Office Decorator Pillows

"It's just me today. Everyone else is working remotely."

Perks Of Working At Home.

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Please stop calling this 'the break room' and no, there's not space for a water cooler."

"This last year has been a HUGE challenge. . . People have been working from home for so long they've adapted and now they have to get used to being back at the office. . ."

"Now that I'm telecommuting, the thing I miss most is living in my office."

"Edmund works at home."

Home Working

"My brother-in-law can't work from home. He's a slug."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"He spent years wearing suits and going to an office. Now that he telecommutes, he's making up for lost comfort time."

'Working at home is a must here.'

"Who the hell is Dixie?"

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"Put this in the 'shredder.'"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

That shows business confidence.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."